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the Israel-Palestine debate is basically the Judean IV reich against Al-Qaeda terrorist caliphate. I wouldn't lose a single minute of my life caring for any of them
Player - Mason Greenwood
put your fkin legs up
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indian guys on their way to write under instagram posts: „we got leverkusen lose before gta 6🤓🤓”
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Based Scotland
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Team - Bayer 04 Leverkusen
"If we lose we are gay"
-Xabi Alonso
Team - Scotland
Rangers were in a European final in 2022 so don't be so ignorant.. we beat champions league teams like Dortmund and Leipzig.
Playing European football is 10 times better than anything the MLS can offer.
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Def has a penis (not complaining)
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Chelsea sacking Poch is a bad move on their part. He looked to actually be building something towards the end of the season.
Player - Lewis Ferguson
Speak for yourself
Player - Ben Doak
Doak is a wonderful bloke, but if he dropped the soap... VVD will give him a poke 🍆
This turned him gay and woke, depression got him into coke...
But the one and only question is...
CAN HE DO IT ON A RAINY TUESDAY NIGHT IN STOKE?!?!
Team - Sheffield United
Farmers team
Team - Sheffield United
Heatmap of Shitfield United vs. anyone this season
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Player - Lucas Bergvall
Only has that potential because hes a femboy
Team - Arsenal
Congratulations boys, fantastic scenes
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Team - Arsenal
You will never be a real big team. You have no UCLs, you have no UEL, you have no ECL. You haven't won the premier league in over 20 years. You are a FA cup mechants with a twisted fanbase that reaches unhinged and delusional levels of Turkish clubs like Fenerbache, Besiktas etc. Banter clubs that haven't won a European trophy.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Many teams are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “players” try so hard but end up reaching bottle levels that your rivals reach.
Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even Arsenal who “plays” looks uncanny and unnatural to an average football coach. Your history in many competitions is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get to a final, you bottle it.
You will never be happy. You keep telling yourself that you win trophies and bigger than Chelsea, but dried shit isn't better than steaming hot shit being Spurs.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll be bought by a Jewish investor like Yanited, destroy it's legacy, and soon plunge into the cold abyss of the lower end leagues of Vanarama. Your "legends" will be heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment that they played in such club as Arsenal.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
Player - Harry Darling
Thank you, but don't call me darling
Player - Kylian Mbappé
People saying Mbappe doesn’t fit at Madrid are clueless. Parez has been building the team for years for him to fit. People will say that Mbappe doesn’t want to play striker (despite that he plays striker all the time without complaining, and he is choosing Madrid knowing he will have to play striker). He will only be a striker on paper, in reality it will be a very fluid role where Mbappe is able to float into any space he desires. Vini can interchange with Mbappe, or Vini can hold the width, with Mbappe dropping into a wide 10 space, with many players suitable to rotate into the striker position that he leaves vacant. We’ve seen that Jude is elite at this, moving from midfield to striker seamlessly. Rodrygo can also rotate into striker with Valverde comfortable moving wide to keep the width. On paper it will say he is a striker, but with the positional versatility Madrid have, it will be very fluid and he will rarely occupy the striker position in settled possession
Player - John McGinn
Might Be The Greatest Aston Villa Player Of All Time 😤
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I don’t clean shave anymore
Leave the stubble cause bitches love a bit of rough 💪🏻
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Why the fuck would anyone want to be African lol
Team - Tottenham Hotspur
Most deluded fan base ever, they think they’re some big club when they got the same amount of European trophies than my left nipple
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Free Scotland
Player - Paris Brunner
How many africans will Germany "import" for their national team?
Player - Rasmus Højlund
89 potential is insane. That is peak Harry Kane, he will never be that good. He is one of the best talents in the game by potential and compared to others hasnt done shit
Player - Matthijs de Ligt
I would let him give me back shots
Player - Rasmus Højlund
74/83
Player - Rasmus Højlund
Yet again he proves how shit he is…
74/82, anything above that is unrealistic
Player - Darwin Núñez
People look at the 31 G/A and call it stats.
- 20% conversion rate (the worst out of all PL forwards)
- 100+ shots, 11 goals (PL)
- 72% pass completion (terrible in link-up play)
- 46% dribble success rate (constantly dispossessed)
- 0.49 goals per 90 minutes.
These too are stats. By far the worst striker I've seen in a liverpool shirt, I'd rather bring Steven Caulker back.
Player - Alejandro Garnacho
Unbelievably bad. Just a speed merchant.
Player - Alejandro Garnacho
The guy is a mid player, 83 max pot and I'm being generous
Player - Casemiro
82/82 Busquets was always better
Team - Real Madrid
Death to all anglos
Player - Conor Bradley
haha
Player - Jude Bellingham
Vini is 10x the player Bellingham is. It's not even close. Vini 92/94, Bellingham 86/91.
Player - Mathys Tel
another african boy kidnapped to play for france and overrated 61/71
Player - Jobe Bellingham
"Mom can we have J. Bellingham?"
"We have J. Bellingham at home."
J. Bellingham at home:
Player - Ayoub El Kaabi
Probably raped a woman while in England
Can't trust these dirty Moroccans
Player - Jude Bellingham
Musiala at worst form is better than this guy
Player - Jude Bellingham
I love Bellingham, but let's face it, he is NOTHING similar to Zidane, other than the number 5 that they both identify with.
Player - Jude Bellingham
Ghosting in another big Champions League match
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I’m Norman and Celtic
Player - Rasmus Højlund
such a weak player
vitor roque 10x better
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Here are 3 facts you didn't know about England:
1. It's a shithole
2. It's a shithole
3. It's a shithole
Player - Lionel Messi
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Squad - Leftist Users XI
ok
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Arguing with some black tranny on discord.
It's gonna be a long night
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ok
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Wirtz bc he’s not bla-
Player - Adam Idah
Mikey Johnston (Celtic reject) currently looks like the best player in the championship so there goes your logic silly cunt. Must be good sitting rock bottom of a league. Sheffield united minnow club
Player - Adam Idah
spl is a better league
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If I had a gun with only two bullets and was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Vinicius I'd shoot Vinicius twice
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Illegal to have a laugh these days smh
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Fabio Silva equaliser
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Nice to see Tavernier having a good game
Player - Daniel Ballard
1.) He was from Arsenal's youth system and showed signs of being a class CB before his move to Sunderland, hence the 81 potential.
2.) If he was named Ballardinho he'd probably be 74/87 with 5 Star Skill Moves lmao
Player - Mats Wieffer
White genetics 💪🧬
Player - Samuele Pizza
pizza is to italians is what fried chicken is to black people